So, basically, who is an airhead, AKA, basic bitch? According to sources, it’s an individual who does what’s most likely to be done, likes the typical things, wears what every other person wears or to sum it up, let’s put it this way –  that what’s considered the “in” thing (trending now) is what a basic bitch will, of utmost certainty, be on. These have very much to do with girls. Hence, the term – bitches. On the other side of the coin, what’re their male counterparts known to be? Simply put, it’s – basic bros. In essence, the characteristic elements of the two sexes remain the same; same difference.

It’s a common sight to see white girls at Starbucks and it’s them who’re naturally blond-haired. A sarcasm that’s caught on popularity for all the wrong reasons goes a little like – all blonds are dumb. Although that’s not true it varies from a person to the other. Maybe on an average scale it may hold true to some degree (sarcastically implying).

In today’s fast-paced, life on the fast lane, modern and westernized world it is expected from their male counterparts and at the same time with the same level of yearning sought after by the basic bitches the world over to attain the hourglass figure. What best way to describe it than let Megan Trainor’s ‘all about the bass’ song do it.

“All the right junk in all the right places”

Here are few of the other elaborative examples, while some may argue on the narrowness of the specifics, which are widely accepted and believed to be what every girl-next-door wishes to have (traits). Blue or Green (emerald) eyes, where the former, are most commonly used to refer to the beautiful eyes of women. Spanish lips, AKA, Angelina Jolie lips is another physical trait looked-for in women. Nicky Minaj hips and Jennifer Lopez butt spices things up very much. Modern women even want to be complimented on one more thing that’s caught on trend and it so happens to be known as the Michelle Obama shoulders.

As a result of the need to be accepted and viewed as desirable/chic women have given in to certain extend of operative procedures. Surgical treatments including liposuction, tissue implants and other forms of plastic surgeries to name a few are some of the procedural measures being taken into consideration and applied.

Every basic bitch wouldn’t be what they are without a wardrobe full (or half) of designer wears. In big cities, you’d basically find women running errands only in quest of designer clothing stores ranging from Alexander Mcqueen, Dior to Fendi. Chanel cosmetics are very popular with urban women and they just can’t seem to do without their red-bottom heels. It was once said that the Devil comes in the form of everything you ever wanted (to lure you, probably). I don’t know but for Anna Hathaway’s character, Andrea Sachs, a smart but sensible new graduate in journalism who gets hired by one of New York City’s biggest magazine editors known to be ruthless and  cynical, in the movie – ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ it can be said so. It goes without saying that her boss wore Prada on the sets.

Some pop songs depicting the idea of what it is about the basic bitch culture would be the following:

  1. Selfie – The Chainsmokers
  2. Twerk it like Miley – Brandon Beal
  3. Last Friday Night (TGIF) – Katy Perry

Now the complete opposite term of the ‘basic bitch’ would be the ‘bad bitch’. A bad bitch is not basic. She’s either of the next level or not in the mediocre line-up of everyday consumer/follower of the ongoing/boring pop culture. In other words, she’s hardcore.

The question is, is it a bad thing to be a basic bitch? Not so much, after all. Love it or loathe it, you decide. If you liked (nodded your head to) all the mentioned points/illustrations of a basic bitch then it’s obvious that you’re basic. Well, that’s about it. Who cares? YOLO. Be who you wanna be. I’m not responsible for you and neither are you for me. That’s all.

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